Mark Zuckerberg

Will Facebook exist in 5 years time?

In jail with Facebook — Michael de Groot

Mmmm, not sure actually. They’re getting a fair amount of stick at the moment and probably justified. When a big tech company who is making billions of dollars and has been found to lack integrity, the house of cards starts falling down pretty quick.

A couple of people I respect highly, Scott Galloway and Kara Swisher are definitely doubling down on Facebook and especially Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg and Facebook’s board of directors.

Money and greed allows many misdoings to be buried in deep graves, however there are many journalists who love digging and digging deep. Couple that with disgruntled ex employees and you have a rich recipe for the truth to be exposed.

How do you deal with that truth? Well, Mark calls it ‘BS’ and Sheryl, well Sheryl is just hiding, because she managed to make a few million dollars from her books and her books are all about authenticity and integrity. To just say ‘we should have done better’ doesn’t cut it any longer when it gets repeated over and over. By the 3rd time you get a bit sick of it and wonder, actually what’s going on? What is the truth? We really want to know.

Why?

Because Facebook has made billions from our data, we kinda want to know what’s going on, especially as our data gets stolen on a regular basis. It’s serious stuff actually.

I was a massive fan of Facebook back when they started but in February 2018 I decided to uncouple myself and stopped posting, stopped being active, deleted the app from my phone, adjusted all the advertising preferences and minimised my personal details on my profile, basically deleted most of it. But not everything and didn’t close my account and that’s because my wife wants me there, so she can tag me!

I also decided to delete Instagram and WhatsApp, both Facebook products now.

Those actions has improved my emotional wellbeing significantly, I stop seeing all the fake news and adverts that my network posts, because that’s in the main what happens. Our lives have never been as good as they appear on social media. It’s sad actually very sad, I have compassion for our need for love.

Of course it does some good too, I get that, but the bad far outweighs the good. Remember you heard it here first. I give them 5 years, tops and although they may still exist as I really don’t believe they will completely disappear, I do believe it will be a totally different experience, reduced, more private and less adverts with maybe even paid profiles to stop the ads.

Enjoy it whilst you can!

Happy Facebooking!

Michael de Groot


More interesting reading on the topic by Gina Bianchini, which I discovered after I wrote this.

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General Zuckerberg destroys the EU

Zuckerberg in front of the EU Parliament — Michael & Josh #weeklycartoon

Mark Zuckerberg was grilled by the EU Parliament. They bizarrely insisted to ask all questions upfront. They basically made fools of themselves, because they wanted to be sure all their voices were heard, this is not untypical of the EU. It inspired this short story and a cartoon to accompany it.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a young and ruthless officer in the Facebook, General Zuckerberg has complete confidence in his troops, training methods and weapons. Zuckerberg eagerly awaits the day when Facebook’s technological innovations will help bring down the hated New Republic and the European Resistance, and considers it his destiny to rule the galaxy.

After the destruction of Cambridge Analytica, Zuckerberg led Facebook forces that drove the Resistance from Europe — and assured Supreme Leader Sandberg that one of his latest technological innovations would soon deliver victory for their regime. After the demise of Cambridge Analytica, Zuckerberg accompanied Sandberg to Europe, helping oversee Facebook’s assault on the remnants of the European Resistance.

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Michael de Groot

Alexander Nix (aka Voldemort) sucks 87 million out of Facebook

Alexander Nix, Mark Zuckerberg, Hogwarts and 87 million data — Michael & Josh #dailycartoon

Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg confirmed to our amazement that actually 87 million people’s data (1 million Brits) were sucked away from them by Alexander Nix and co at #cambridgeanalytica. The story is growing into a modern day Harry Potter that even J K Rowling would be proud of. It inspired our latest cartoon.

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Michael de Groot

Cambridge Analytica & Facebook

Alexander Nix places a spell on Mark Zuckerberg — #dailycartoon Michael & Josh

Even the name Cambridge Analytica gives me the creeps. Cambridge obviously is a famous University in England and has a great standing, after all some famous people were students there.

So using the University town’s name in your business title is a clever move. It just feels reputable and very knowledgable. Add a bit of Harry Potter sparkle by adding the word ‘Analytica’ and it sounds like a spell straight out of one of J.K. Rowling’s novels.

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Michael de Groot