General Zuckerberg destroys the EU

Zuckerberg in front of the EU Parliament — Michael & Josh #weeklycartoon

Mark Zuckerberg was grilled by the EU Parliament. They bizarrely insisted to ask all questions upfront. They basically made fools of themselves, because they wanted to be sure all their voices were heard, this is not untypical of the EU. It inspired this short story and a cartoon to accompany it.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, a young and ruthless officer in the Facebook, General Zuckerberg has complete confidence in his troops, training methods and weapons. Zuckerberg eagerly awaits the day when Facebook’s technological innovations will help bring down the hated New Republic and the European Resistance, and considers it his destiny to rule the galaxy.

After the destruction of Cambridge Analytica, Zuckerberg led Facebook forces that drove the Resistance from Europe — and assured Supreme Leader Sandberg that one of his latest technological innovations would soon deliver victory for their regime. After the demise of Cambridge Analytica, Zuckerberg accompanied Sandberg to Europe, helping oversee Facebook’s assault on the remnants of the European Resistance.

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Michael de Groot